Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s a towel - does it smell like chloroform?
Crumpled papers in the corner,
that is all that I have left of you.
Shredded photographs
and burned love letters,
all coated with a fine layer of my tears.
The salt from them is crystallizing now,
making the shadows sparkle out at me
and making the past look brighter
than it really had been.
One does not simply write poetry,
It takes a steady hand.
It’s an art form, not a hobby,
It’s about men, not a man.
Choose the right words,
Use the right images,
Imbue the right meaning;
Without proper thought
One’s words won’t have any meaning.
All one needs is just
A little bit of alliteration,
Just enough imagination,
A dash — of Misplaced
CapiTalizAtion,
And just enough repetition.
And so, I reiterate:
One does not simply write poetry;
Poetry writes you.
One thing, one very important thing, has come to my attention: I need to get blown.
In all seriousness, this sexual frustration is driving me crazy. I can barely stop myself from hitting on my friends. The ones I don’t necessarily want to have sex with. The ones who I actually like as just friends and don’t want to date or get involved with.
It’s becoming a problem.
So, in conclusion, I seriously need to get blown.
Any takers? :P
God I wish I was old enough to vote.
only a year and a half more. i wish i could make this election though.
I’ll be just old enough :D
(Source: raptorific, via amantdechat)
I feel like something’s missing,
Like something’s out of place.
I feel like something’s gone;
An empty void in space.
I know exactly what
And why and how I’m feeling
But I just can’t seem to admit
Lest I reverse the healing.
I’ve barreled through the throes and threats
of love lost and love repressed.
I’ve dove headlong into the unfamiliar,
the immaterial depths of feelings novel and complex.
I’ve fallen from the tops of trees and sank
to the bottom of desperate seas,
turned faces burned in the sunlight and…
Just an ordinary girl. Just like you and I. No, she’s not dying of something terrible, and no she hasn’t done anything traditionally heroic. But I am going to tell you about her, either way.
On my webcam, I only have two pictures of her. Only two. She has come to my house…
it hurts, more than you could believe.
A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
- Seriously
- Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
- I don’t care how good he says his weed is
- he is cuckoo bananas
- and he wants you dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
- There are six words you should YouTube, should you get the chance
- “Kevin Bacon in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
- If the killer can’t see you or hear you WHY WOULD YOU MOVE?
- Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.
5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause you never know when you’ll need to run through the woods.
- Someone will always be barefoot
- Or in heels
- Or just plain clumsy
- And will sprain their ankles
- And die.
6. If the town looks deserted, it’s probably because everyone is dead.
- Don’t walk around looking for people
- House of Wax, anyone?
7. Don’t be a hero.
- Unless you’re name is Harry Fucking Potter, you will die.
- Hell, maybe even then.
- I mean.
8. If you hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate.
- The killer is there.
- Also your dog is dead.
9. Always check the backseat before entering your vehicle.
- The last thing you need is to be killed while trying to merge on the expressway.
10. If your car breaks down in front of a dilapidated gas station, don’t ask a sketchy-looking townie for help.
- Some part of your body will wind up in his pick-up truck
11. Don’t go into the basement.
- They are creepy enough without you dying in one.
12. If you’re trying to buy a house and the real estate agent won’t answer any direct questions about either the history of the home or the previous tenants, DO NOT MOVE IN.
- At some point, someone in the house heard voices and cracked.
13. Turn off the television (and run away) if a girl crawls out of it.
- It is obviously your wisest choice.
- SEE ALSO: poltergeist, daughter trapped in tv because of.
14. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism.
- Move very very far away
- Because there’s blood on your walls.
- Blood.
- Your
- Walls
- Are
- Bleeding.
15. Don’t act like a detective.
- Some crazy Japanese kid who meows like a cat will attack you in a closet.
- If you live, awesome story to tell your friend, right?
- But if you die, it is like the opposite of awesome.
16. Google the location you’ll be vacationing at.
- If more than five reports for “Missing Persons” pops up, you know not to go there.
- Issue. Solved.
17. Don’t get drunk. Or come under the influence of any mind-altering drug.
- Running away from a killer is that much harder when you’re tipsy and giggling.
18. If you see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s one of your friends playing a trick on you to scare you.
- It is the killer.
- ALSO: laughing while saying, “Tommy, is that you in that stupid mask? Oh, I’m so-o-o-o-o scared!” is not conducive to your surviving.
- Killer’s are very sensitive about their disguises.
19. Don’t take a shower.
- ONLY APPLIES IF:
- It’s past midnight at the campground you and your sorority sisters are staying at or
- The lock to the door doesn’t work and you hear creepy piano music
AND THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT:
20. If the call is coming from inside the house, get out.
- Clearly the killer is not outside, now is he
(Source: justnithya, via tositinsolemn-silence)
bro I’m straight and I’ve seen that.
(Source: ultimatedrummajor)
